There are days I’m a better pet owner than I am a mother. I seem to have more patience with Lark, perhaps because he doesn’t whine or throw temper tantrums. He also does not kick me or scream “NO” in a volume that would raise the OSHA red flag. Did I mention that Bird kicked our babysitter last weekend? Twice. Buh-bye date night.
I have learned a few things from my recent life as a pet owner. The funny thing is how raising children is so similar to having a pup. Seriously, the physical demands are much the same, and the mental capacity is huge. The similarities have been enlightening. My three boys, two of the two-legged variety and one of the four-legged variety, have taught me a thing or two.
Accidents happen, as in things get broken and shit happens.
No one pees, poops, eats, drinks, or sleeps on demand.
Fleece feels as good to wear as it does to chew.
Treats are better than meals. Always.
A back rub is never long enough.
A potted plant or vase of fresh flowers set just-so on a side table will end up catawampus in minutes.
The Gourmez says
I only have children of the furry variety and just finished cleaning up the eldest kitty's late night throw up, so I appreciate the blog. =) And entirely agree about the Christmas sweaters. I have a friend who keeps threatening to put our kitten in a sweater and I'm (not so) secretly glad she hasn't been able to pet sit in a while.
Drew @ Cook Like Your Grandmother says
Totally agree on the sweaters. And the bacon.
And I've never stepped in something on the bath mat, but one of the little furry punks left something right next to the bed one night. Good morning. :-/
Heh, word verification is "potyedu". As in the school for potty training.
The Mother says
They aren't quite the same. You can't put a shock collar on the kids. That takes all the sport out of it.
Green Girl in Wisconsin says
Nor can you kennel the kids…social services totally gets on your case if you do that. Ah, the pain of poorly behaved children. I am cringing with you.
Jen L. says
I love bacon.
Yeah, this has reminded me why we're waiting til Dean's older (and potty trained) before becoming pet owners. There's only so much poop you can handle in a day, y'know?
Christmas sweaters are a sin.