You know I like it hot.
And there’s only one thing I like dirty.
My martinis.
I’m one stoked mama when I can have it hot and dirty.
You sweating yet? This is starting to get bit frisky.
I’ve proclaimed my love for Dirty Sue before. Dirty Sue has made a dirty martini snob out of me (like I needed more to be snobbish about). I don’t dare order one at a bar anymore, what, with the barkeep’s hands digging around the brine in the tray of olives that’s set right out there for public consumption and all. No thanks.
I’ve decided to take a whirl at my own concoction to make my martinis the way my life’s unfolding these days:
Hot and Dirty
3 ounces of Rain Organic Vodka
1/2 ounce Dirty Sue
splash of olive juice from Trader Joe’s Jalapeno Stuffed Olives
2 Jalapeno stuffed olives (or 3, if you tend to be a bit piggish like me)
Fill your shaker with ice. Add liquid ingredients. Hum a little KC and the Sunshine Band and shake shake shake. Strain into a martini glass (I’m digging these.) and drop in a couple of those bad boy olives. Sip. And say ahhhhh.
Oh, and sadly, the only thing that’s really hot are my flashes. As for the dirty, if you have two boys and a dog, you know what I’m talkin’ about.
OK now we're talkin'. You have just introduced me to a new level in one of my favorite happy places: dirty-martini-land. I will order Dirty Sue today and hopefully they can ship it faster than the speed of light-I will pay the extra postage.
You are a dirty girl! Cheers! With peppers in them–now that's something I've never tried.
With the KC reference, you just made me think of a bunch more songs to hum. Cheers!