- Spontaneous combustion is highly possible, also known as a temper tantrum.
- There can be screaming and crying for (apparently) no reason.
- You still have to remind them to wash hands, brush teeth, and flush.
- At least one article of clothing is ruined on every play date.
- They use their sleeve as a napkin.
- It’s easy to bust them in the throes of a lie.
- Farts are funny.
- The think their opinions are facts.
- Everything is a mountain; mole hills don’t exist.
- Cuddles and kisses are the antidote for everything.
word.